GIFTS

While donations to charities are a nice PC thing to say that makes me look good, I have decided instead to list what I REALLY want:

Wish List

Mini Horse, Mini Pig and/or French Bulldog (Did I mention I’m the farmers daughter?) Puppy & pig must be from www.sdbullies.com One will do but I’d prefer the puppy and pig as a pair to keep each other company.

Tesla Model S ( I’m trying to reduce my carbon footprint, and well…. A Prius just isn’t fast enough )

Radar Detector (please only buy as an accompanying gift for for above)

Butler, Personal Chef, Housekeeper, Groundskeeper (One of the four staff people needed is an acceptable gift, but all four are preferred.)

Boat (Must have acceptable sleeping quarters and not equipped with oars.)

Unlimited use of cosmetic surgeon of my choice. https://www.drdubrow.com https://www.epionebh.com

Ferrari California (For my assistant. She is not accepting pre-owned by rehabilitating celebrities.)

Furnished High-Rise in Our Nations Capital (I was thinking just one unit, but that’s kinda cheap – better if you just get the whole building.)

Stocks and Bonds.

Show me your concerned about my future. You can inquire with my assistant if this is something your gracious self would like to do.

Shoes, Shoes and more Shoes.

Every woman has a shoe fetish, you can buy me my next pair with a gift card from Bergdorf Goodman, Neiman Marcus or Saks Fifth Avenue.

Oh, your the type of man who likes to dress his woman? You can’t go wrong in picking out the perfect pair of Louboutins. Size 8.5 please!